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9: Based on the Academy Award winning short, the movie is a feature length fantasy. I'm not really sure what it's about, but it does look good. It is produced by Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted) and Tim Burton. The only test it has to stand is the length of the movie since the 10 minute short already felt a bit drawn out. A-

Watchmen: The amazing Alan Moore graphic novel comes to the screen and looks fantastic. Dark and violent, the movie seems to have lots of gripping action and looks really interesting. To me, it seems to be along the lines of V For Vendetta as our heroes are actually the villains. If there's one thing for sure it has to be better than Heroes. A

The Last House on the Left: The remake makes me feel split about it. The hokiness of the old one has been taken away, but the brutality of it remains. The only thing is that it looks very average, but we'll see what the reviews are like. C

Lesbian Vampire Killers: This actually looks funny! It looks like a fake trailer from Grindhouse and the narration on it is perfect. He says "What is the title of this movie? What else were we going to call it?". Seems pretty good. B-

Franklyn: After reading a summary for this movie, I'm still not sure what it is about, but it does look quite good. Though Eva Green is the only big name star in this British film, it seems like an enthralling fantasy. With action and intrigue, Franklyn seems good. B+

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I'll grade some upcoming movies for you by the looks of their trailer.
Che: Although Steven Soderbergh and Benicio Del Toro as Che Guevara looks promising, the movie looks a bit long for me. It also seems like it could be a bit boring. Still, its worth a look. B-

Friday the 13th: It could go either way, but it looks promising to me. Though it is not a faithful remake at all, I trust that it will be a good update on the series. If they make a sequel to it, they might as well movie into Saturday already. B+

While She Was Out: Well, it seems a bit intelligent, but way more violent than it is intelligent. And remember kids, violence is never the way to solve your problems, isn't that right Kim Basinger? C+

Chadni Chowk to China: It's the kind of movie that is either really smart or really bad. I'm going with really bad. An A for effort, but a C- in the end.